1. Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.
When did you first notice this problem?
What problem?
2.What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
3.What is defference between man and Superman?
Man wears underwear under the trouser and superman wears it over the trouser
4.Sam: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do?
Teacher: no, of course not.
Sam: good, because i didn't do my homework.
5.Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Because he was a party pooper.
6.What is green and smells?
Hulk's fart.
7.How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a torch into her ear...
8.How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
9.Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.
10.What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
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